(Photo Credit: Shahab Zargari)

The Jag Offs are pure San Pedro porchcore: cat-lovin', beer-guzzlin' crazies!

Some unknown wise person once said: "...Somewhere between cute and ugly, the disheveled punk children who make up the Jag Offs bash out simple, perfect, two-minute songs about being young and horny. Singer Monica has a great, screeching kitty-type voice, while the other singer, identified only as Jacob, moans lyrics like, 'There's something about you girl that makes me wanna rip my clothes off...'" We might not know who uttered those fateful words one warm and sticky summer night, but hot damn, you can't get much closer to the truth than that!

With members of The Leeches, Killer Dreamer and the infamous FYP, you know you're in for a good time. According to the music industry's leading tour manager/roadie, Tito, "If you had even an ounce of sense or self-respect, you would pick up the Jag Offs/Four Letter Words split and witness a live Jag Offs show before this band’s inevitable self-destruction." So go get it, already, eh?!

The band has since self-destructed.